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Mrs just rang me at work, I've lost the keys to the car, I was filling up and left bunch of keys on the roof, paid and drove away. Trouble is she only realised when she stalled the car in traffic and now it won't start because the keys are no longer on the roof, bloody blonde hairdressers I tell ya, could murder her sometimes

In the short term we'll use the spare but any idea on getting another key and getting it programmed, not be cheap I'm sure?
 

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Sorry to hear that - won't be cheap as you say. Have you checked your insurance as some have key cover?
Someone might hand them in at the garage if you're lucky?

Also - putting keys on the roof (or any part of the car)!!!
I hope they didn't scratch as they slid down...
 

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Ouch not good Doink ... I’d try insurance as well before the shock of cost of a new one.... she can come up and do my hair and a few friends that will cover the cost
 

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Trust me Maffy I leave my hair much longer the it might need shearing... lol
 

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I've been cutting my own hair. It's nearly as short as Maffy's 😉
 

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I use that shampoo for the terminally ill "Touch and go"
 

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My hair looks like a mop, got no ash blonde left in it at all, my little goatie beard is looking more like Bin Laden as each day passes as well
 

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You mean polforget sending you’re mrs up here then 😂😂😂😂
 

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My hair looks like a mop, got no ash blonde left in it at all, my little goatie beard is looking more like Bin Laden as each day passes as well
Mines shorter than Maffys, I’ve.been cutting my own for the past 20 years, my stubble now looks like Father Xmas (sorry about the swear word Maffy).
 

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Forgiven in the circumstances Vet, but Donna? whats Polforget?
 

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Thanks PhilB, just thought she had truly lost the plot whilst choking on a slice of free Pizza!
 

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You all wanted me back--Careful what you wish for LOL!
 

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No hurry Maffy, no hurry🤣🤣
 

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Well today we need a new pirelli scorpion, nail through the side wall, why couldn't of been one of those dodgy Continentals, had to be one of the newish pirellis, never rains but it pours
 

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If it wasn't for bad luck poor old Doink wouldn't have any!!!!
 

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Oh no Doink not having a good week... did you sort keys out? .... what’s the cheapest tyre you can find
 
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