Covid-19 travel restrictions have nearly bankrupted all of the major airlines.
Here is how to save them without a government bailout:
Dump all male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all female flight attendants with good-looking girls! What the hell -- they don't even have to serve food anymore, so cost saving?
The "Girls" would at least triple alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
Of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see pretty women.
Because of the tips, those female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that perhaps we could charge the women for working on the planes and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Radical Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would therefore come to a screeching halt, and the Airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset
Why didn't Bush or Obama or Trump think of this?
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