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Just wanted to say thanks to all of you who post these jokes on here, no idea where you get them all but some crackers and it is my first “go to” point when I see what’s new. Keep it up 😁👍
 

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Morning Doogi 🤣
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Whoops :eek:
But well worth watching.
 

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Watch till the end Brilliant.
 

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Here’s one for Maffy
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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors
of a sunken ship.
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the
mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our
fins showing."
And they did.

"Now we eat everybody."
And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the **** inside!"


No need to thank me, I just try to learn something new every day.
 
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The Lone Ranger was captured by Indians...



And was about to be put to death. The Chief spoke, "Since you are about to die, I'll grant you a wish."

The Lone Ranger said, "I want to talk to my horse."

The Chief thought it was an odd request, but consented, and Silver was led around to the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger whispered in Silver's ear, and the horse went galloping away.

Ten minutes later, Silver came back with a stunningly beautiful blonde woman in the saddle. The Chief smirked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Go ahead and use my tent." The Lone Ranger took the blonde into the chief's tent and came back out some time later, saying, "I want to see my horse again."

"Again?" the Chief sighed and reluctantly agreed. The Lone Ranger whispered into Silver's ear, and the horse went galloping away.

Ten minutes later, Silver returned, this time with a beautiful redhead in the saddle. The Chief smiled broadly and said, "What a way to go. You can use my tent again."

The Lone Ranger and the woman went into the Chief's tent and came out some time later. Immediately, the Lone Ranger said, "I want to see my horse again."

Now the Chief was getting impatient and said, "Okay, but this is the last time."

The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver's reins and shouted at him, "Now listen, you stupid horse I said:- posse! P-O-S-S-E!!!"
 
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