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I repaired an electric chair last week. It was becoming a death trap.
 

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon will give a phuk."
 

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How long can it take to get a hearing aid repaired for heavens sake. I sent mine away a week ago & haven't heard a thing since!
 

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🚨🚨🚨😡😡 COMPLAINT!!! 😡😡🚨🚨🚨🚨

Does anyone know where I can call, to complain about gatherings and parties???
I’m pretty sure gatherings of 150 people are prohibited. It is not fair that we are in virtual quarantine and they don’t even care. The muppets have got alcohol, a bbq, a DJ playing extremely loud music and what smells to me like the devils lettuce. It makes me furious to think how many can get infected. Where can I call to report them?
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Wait.....false alarm...
They just invited me...
Sorry to bother you,
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I agree Vet. If we were to have a BBQ with more than a few people (oldies, like myself) the police would be round pronto and round us up for a night (B&B??) in the local cells!
 

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