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Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
 
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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
 
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Red indian boy asks his father, “do all parents name their children after what they see as they‘re born?”
”Yes son” replies the father, “over there, you can see running bear with his sister, and there in the distance is sitting bull with his father”

”Anyway, why do you ask, two dogs fucking?”
 
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Not an Evoque then :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :)
 

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Several points to ponder




Brilliant in its simplicity.....
A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. In three generations, there will be no Greens.

Such an unfair world:-

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its $10.50/min (charges may vary).


My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Wife to husband: You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.

Husband to wife: I didn't expect to live this long!

As I grow older.... My mind doesn't just wander...

Sometimes it buggers off completely.

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible.


But, pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Isn't it weird that in the UK our flag and culture offends so many people,

yet our benefits don’t.


 

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