I have copied this suggestion from another website's forum It's simply word association, where each post gives a word that has some link with the previously posted word witty and tenuous links encouraged. Remember one word only per post :) here is a few few just to get started Neck Bottle...

Well the way this virus is spreading im beginning to think it might be a bit more too it than first imagined ... apart from shutting borders there’s no real way to contain it ... other half went onto screwfix too order dust masks for work tonight ... there’s none everywhere short of stock ...

<div style="text-align: center;">The Naughty Thread OK you lot..Anyone found postings on this thread and you'll have to stay behind after. So an update!!! 22/12/2015 Uncle found his spiritual home right here and proceeded keep us in suspense waiting for a Monday contribution of a joke...

i bought a 10 litre ad blue from Aldi, i filled my ad blu tank up unwittingly to the top as i thought it needed it, ( no message to fill just me being over zealous), will that be a problem as I have read on here not to over fill,

Well never seen it so quiet on this site ,no breakdowns ,problems ..... JLR customer complaints in heaven.... mind all start your cars to charge the batteries etc will all be back up and running by June 😱😱😱😱, hope you’re all well and enjoying isolation, At this time spare a thought for others...