I have copied this suggestion from another website's forum It's simply word association, where each post gives a word that has some link with the previously posted word witty and tenuous links encouraged. Remember one word only per post :) here is a few few just to get started Neck Bottle...

Well the way this virus is spreading im beginning to think it might be a bit more too it than first imagined ... apart from shutting borders there’s no real way to contain it ... other half went onto screwfix too order dust masks for work tonight ... there’s none everywhere short of stock ...

Mrs V wanted a ladder rack in the garden for her pot plants & herbs. She saw 1 on line she liked but no way was I paying that, so I made her one 👍

Mrs just rang me at work, I've lost the keys to the car, I was filling up and left bunch of keys on the roof, paid and drove away. Trouble is she only realised when she stalled the car in traffic and now it won't start because the keys are no longer on the roof, bloody blonde hairdressers I tell...

Hi all, has anyone used an independent i.e. Halfords.National.AA etc to replace the battery or is it necessary to go back to jag land rover,various outlets offer the battery type but I'm just concerned about the computer settings being affected.any replies welcome,