I have copied this suggestion from another website's forum It's simply word association, where each post gives a word that has some link with the previously posted word witty and tenuous links encouraged. Remember one word only per post :) here is a few few just to get started Neck Bottle...

Well when dropping off materials for other half today, I pulled away did a three point turn... only managing two of the turns as the noise was horrendous and steering wheel wouldn’t turn .... so went into the house other half is refurbishing and he said just ring assist .... whoops I forgot to...

Hi, I'm new to this forum :-) I've just come back from my local garage, pretty annoyed. For the last 1 week, my drivers door won't unlock from the outside - I have to open the passenger door, jump onto the seat and unlock the driver door manually from the inside. Unfortunately , locking the...

While having a nose around under the battery cover I discovered what looks like a smaller secondary battery sited next to the standard 80Ah Battery.Any idea what this powers up - I'd take a wild guess at something to do with the alarm system? Afraid I Could'nt make out any markings on it

<div style="text-align: center;">The Naughty Thread OK you lot..Anyone found postings on this thread and you'll have to stay behind after. So an update!!! 22/12/2015 Uncle found his spiritual home right here and proceeded keep us in suspense waiting for a Monday contribution of a joke...