I have copied this suggestion from another website's forum It's simply word association, where each post gives a word that has some link with the previously posted word witty and tenuous links encouraged. Remember one word only per post :) here is a few few just to get started Neck Bottle...

They came to cut the grass 50 yards away. I’m sitting watchin”opal Hunters” on TV (yes I know, sad) loud crash. Went to the front door to see what it was. Guy on the cutter stopped put his hand up and walked over. 2 dents & scratches on the nearside front wing Of my Jag and a bloody great stone...

While having a nose around under the battery cover I discovered what looks like a smaller secondary battery sited next to the standard 80Ah Battery.Any idea what this powers up - I'd take a wild guess at something to do with the alarm system? Afraid I Could'nt make out any markings on it

Shots of a new longer wheelbase Evoque on the TinTinNet https://www.motor1.com/news/424435/seven-seat-range-rover-evoque-spied/ Whilst a longer wheelbase would add extra boot space and rear legroom, is this another new sector JLR are creating? I suppose as the L551 is in essence the same...