I have copied this suggestion from another website's forum It's simply word association, where each post gives a word that has some link with the previously posted word witty and tenuous links encouraged. Remember one word only per post :) here is a few few just to get started Neck Bottle...

As promised, here are some pictures of my all black Evoque Prestige Lux

Took delivery of a new 2020 model yesterday afternoon and delivery guy said he’d noticed a warning message on the dashboard on the way here “Charging system fault detected” - problem persisted and car shut down completely this morning halfway to the garage where I was taking it for diagnosis...

While having a nose around under the battery cover I discovered what looks like a smaller secondary battery sited next to the standard 80Ah Battery.Any idea what this powers up - I'd take a wild guess at something to do with the alarm system? Afraid I Could'nt make out any markings on it

Strange problem for the wife today, she went to work as normal, car was fine, when she came to lock it on the key fob, it refused to lock, all doors were shut. It just beeped a couple of times and remained unlocked I advised her to start the car again and then when turned off try again to lock...