I have copied this suggestion from another website's forum It's simply word association, where each post gives a word that has some link with the previously posted word witty and tenuous links encouraged. Remember one word only per post :) here is a few few just to get started Neck Bottle...

Well the way this virus is spreading im beginning to think it might be a bit more too it than first imagined ... apart from shutting borders there’s no real way to contain it ... other half went onto screwfix too order dust masks for work tonight ... there’s none everywhere short of stock ...

<div style="text-align: center;">The Naughty Thread OK you lot..Anyone found postings on this thread and you'll have to stay behind after. So an update!!! 22/12/2015 Uncle found his spiritual home right here and proceeded keep us in suspense waiting for a Monday contribution of a joke...

Just changed over from my winter to summer tyres. So it's off with the 18" old Evoque wheels with their Wintracks Extreme, and on with the 17" and Eagle F1 AT that came with the car. The car looks completely different - can't make up my mind which I prefer:

While having a nose around under the battery cover I discovered what looks like a smaller secondary battery sited next to the standard 80Ah Battery.Any idea what this powers up - I'd take a wild guess at something to do with the alarm system? Afraid I Could'nt make out any markings on it